Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Stop, Slama Time

The call-up finally came for Anthony Slama. He has been pitching very well for the Twins AAA affiliate, the Rochester Red Wings.

So in ode to the man that could be a savior for the Twins pitching staff. It is officially Slama time. The following songs is to the lyrics of MC Hammer's Can't Touch This. It's called Can't Hit This. Stop Slama Time...

Can't hit him (x2)
Can't hit him (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

My-my-my-my no one hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with an arm to throw and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Orangetown
And I'm known as such
And this is a pitcher uh u can't hit

I told you homeboy u can't hit this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't hit this
Look in my eyes man u can't hit this
You know let me bust the funky pitches u can't hit this

Fresh new cleats and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna hit
So move out of the box
And hit a fly ball and catch this toss
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that I'm too much
And this is a pitch uh u can't hit

Yo I told you u can't hit this
Why you standing in there man u can't hit this
Yo sound the bells school is in u can't hit this

Give me a ball or strike
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Slama
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Batters are sweatin' so pass them a bat
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna learn
The average legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
U can't hit this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Slama time

Can't watch the spin of the ball you can't hit this
You probably are dead in the box
So wave your hands in the air
Struck out by a rook in the league
This is it for a winner
Hit to this and you're gonna get richer
Move slide your rump
Get out of the box cause you just got bumped
Bump bump bump yeah

U can't hit this
Look man u can't hit this
You'll probably get out boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't hit this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Slama time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't hit this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Slama time

Every time you see me that Slama's just so hype
I'm dope on the field and I'm magic on the mound
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others givin' pitches that just don't hit
I toured around the world from Rochester to the TC
It's Slama go Slama
Slama yo Slama and the rest can go and play

U can't hit this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't hit this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't hit this
I told you u can't hit this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't hit this
Get me outta here u can't hit this

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